Saturday, July 10, 2021

Project

I'm working on a new thing. Not entirely sure where it's going, but it's going.

I started out making a couple of signs, the kind you stick up around the neighborhood when your cat is lost, or you're selling a table, or your kid wants to walk dogs for money. Standard letter sized paper, usually some kind of illustration on the top third, then some text, and along the bottom a set of tear-off tabs with some sort of reminder text and contact information. Mine were different.

My first signs were:
  1. a photo of a car; the word "CAR"; and a set of tabs each with the word "CAR" on them.
  2. a photo of me, looking crazed; text indicating that I was OK, tend talk too much, and not to feed me; tabs reading "SOME GUY"
  3. a photo of my dog; text consistent with an automobile for sale; tabs reading "DOG"

I stuck these things up, and photographed them. I am fascinated by photography projects which rephotograph photos, for some reason, so I did that.

Also, I tore one tab off. Since that's what you do, you tear one off as a starter, to suggest that there's interest in whatever you're selling or whatever.

Then people started taking tabs.

"Well, that's weird," I thought, thought I. They took a lot of tabs. My signs get more traction than the actual signs selling shit.

Which is kind of a dick move? Am I putting the boots to kids trying to run a dog walking business, or am I increasing interest in stuff stuck to telephone poles? I dunno.

Regardless. I made a few more surreal signs, one offering free tabs, and a pair about a lost photo of a dog, and a found photo of a dog, each featuring a photo of a photo (the same photo) which I then, yes, photographed again. These too got some traction. I am learning about where to place signs, and how to orient them.

My children were enamored of the "free tabs" sign, and one of them made her own which I put up next to mine. First, I wrestled with this intrusion on my project but then I decided that it was about community and interaction, so, onwards! I stuck hers up, and people have taken some of her tabs. She sometimes writes her B's backwards, so technically they are "tads."

I keep photographing these signs, as the weather and community interaction gradually dissolve them, which takes a surprising amount of time.

Having struggled a bit with how I can do something with the community interaction, I've put up a couple polls. Chocolate or Vanilla? Dogs or Cats? with tabs alternating the two choices. Chocolate and Cats, by the way.

Having trained people to answer polls, I think I'm going back to surreal, but with polls. Dogs or Chocolate? Yes or No? Cats or Yes? but that's for next week.

I don't know how appealing the photos are going to be, but the essay should be entertaining!

14 comments:

  1. da besht! [stone seal]

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    1. Pfft.

      Ye of little faith. You'll be first in line to buy it!

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  3. Put one up with LSD on the tabs

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  4. To some people it probably seems like an advertising scheme, as in, "Watch this space for ..." with a new pizza place eventually being announced (maybe with pictures of dogs on the walls).
    But my first thought was that it is a great tale, and I enjoyed reading about it, and am considering trying it myself, but the photography project part doesn't sound promising. But when I say that of something it typically wins a Peabody, so good luck.

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    1. I do not think the photographs will be even slightly interesting as standalone photographs ;)

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    2. sounds like a slam dunk MFA. Jörg will be in touch.

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    3. Get your checkbook out, this is gonna be hella expensive.

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  5. My God... Do you realise what you've done? You've become ...an *artist*!

    Mike

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    1. Whatever next, duct tape and banana?

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    2. I will duct tape a urinal to the wall.

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    3. You'll need a lot of duct tape to hold up a ~60-lb. urinal (yes, I looked it up). Be sure and have some steel plate-soled boots for when it smashes to the floor. Broken porcelain is extremely sharp, and it'll be in a gazillion pieces...

      Also, I assume you are familiar with Red Green?

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