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Wednesday, October 6, 2021

Success!

About once a year some sort of information leak occurs, and I receive evidence that They have been complaining to one another about how Problematic Molitor Is. However frequently it occurs, it certainly happens a lot more often than someone actually complaining to me about How Problematic.

Now, to be fair, They have horrible OPSEC because They are dumb, but I cannot imagine I am learning of more than a small percentage of the complaints, by which I deduce that there's a surprising amount of locker room gossip about How Problematic Molitor Is.

Which I think means that, by the incredibly low bar of "photoland," I am not merely a critic, but a successful one.

I do hope there's some sort of statuette! I don't need a big ceremony, but some sort of recognition would be nice. I'll be checking my mailbox for an invite!


8 comments:

  1. So, you going to Disneyland now?

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    1. My reward is that I don't have to go to Disneyland!

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    2. That is the better of the two options! Congratulations!

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  2. "There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about" (Oscar Wilde)

    Strange that none of these people turn up to troll you here. Or is that somehow connected with the skulls and the disturbed concrete in the garage?

    Mike

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    1. Oh you noticed that too. I'm thinking of making an *anonymous* tip to CSI Bellingham!

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    2. Brad Feuerhelm showed up that one time! That was pretty funny.

      But we might also take it as a template. They'd roll up, read a few lines, think they've got the gist, and deliver a scathing rebuttal that is not only neither scathing nor a rebuttal, but which mainly serves to illustrate they have no idea what I'm talking about.

      Then I would reply with something like "try as I might I cannot find any connection between your remarks and mine, but you seem very passionate."

      None of these people actually care much about photography. It's a posture, or a job.

      AD Coleman couldn't even get people to write furious letters to The Village Voice.

      It's pretty much just me out on the downs howling at the heather. I do appreciate when you guys hike by now and then with a kind word, though.

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  3. There's either a short tragic play or short story in this. I could imagine you being sone sort of St Peter at the pearly gates of Artist Heaven, squirting tears or other salty fluids as hapless serious artists present their I hate Germany concept projects, to be banished to some muddy grey toneless hell of poor prints.

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    1. Yeah, you just described their heaven. Hell for them would be more like an exotic dancer bar in Bangkok, with some skeezy Magnum dude as ringmaster. An exquisite hell nonetheless, for a wannabe Travis Bickle armed with a photobook.

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